bixbiboom:

stability:

someone: “omg you’re so pretty!”

me:

wodneswynn:

If any of y'all try to say, “We survived Reagan, we’ll survive this,” expect a fucking earful from me. 

Have you ever noticed that young gay men seem to vastly, overwhelmingly outnumber old gay men?

We most certainly did NOT survive Reagan.

knockoffs-and-bootlegs:

I’d like to know in what terrifying alternate universe that thing is considered a horse.

unpretty:

unpretty:

when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

lizardlicks:

durbikins:

captainsnoop:

durbikins:

captainsnoop:

• hey guys whats up

how’d you make a blank post?

• you make a bulleted list and press tab until the text either is all the way on the right or it disappears depending on the resolution of the computer it’s viewed on. also, it doesn’t work on mobile.

please tell me

This is the most hilarious thing to see on mobile.